Here's a joke my mum told me. It takes place in a mental hospital.

Sooo... a doctor goes for a chat with his patient.

Doctor: How are you?

Patient: Good.

Doctor: Can I ask you a question?

Patient: No problem.

Doctor: What's going to happen if I cut off one of your ears?

Patient: I can't hear.

Impressed doctor: Good! Now what happens if I cut off your other ear?

Patient: I can't see.

Confused doctor: Huh?! Why?

Patient: Because then I can't put on my glasses.

LOL!

My mum's full of these weird jokes. If you need some come to my mum (or me). Haha. If you want to. ;)